11. ONLY HUMAN ANIMALS WERE INJURED IN THE TESTING OF BEERSKINS.
10. APPEAR TO HAVE MORE CLASS THAN USER MIGHT REALLY POSSESS.
9. IT IS ITS OWN COASTER: INSULATES WELL, YET DOES NOT DRIP.
8. SINCE 1990, THOUSANDS OF SATISFIED CUSTOMERS (NO COMPLAINTS, THAT I KNOW).
7. GREAT GIFT FOR 'HARD-TO-BUY-FOR' PEOPLE AND 'THE-MAN-WHO-HAS-EVERYTHING.'
6. QUICK, EASY RELOADING.
5. SEAM ALLOWS USER TO KNOW CAN SPOUT LOCATION FOR 'NO-LOOK CONSUMPTION.'
4. LIGHTWEIGHT AND THIN FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM.
3. MADE ENTIRELY OF RECYCLED MATERIALS.
2. WITH EACH PURCHASE, A PORTION OF THAT SALE GOES TO FURTHER RESEARCH.
1. BEERSKINS ARE RESEARCHED, TESTED, AND ENDORSED BY THE OURAY GERIATRIC SNOWBOARD TEAM.
WARNING: AN UNATTENDED BEERSKIN IS A LOST BEERSKIN!
We recommend buying at least a six pack's worth.