TOP 11 REASONS TO OWN BEERSKINS

11. ONLY HUMAN ANIMALS WERE INJURED IN THE TESTING OF BEERSKINS.

10. APPEAR TO HAVE MORE CLASS THAN USER MIGHT REALLY POSSESS.

9. IT IS ITS OWN COASTER: INSULATES WELL, YET DOES NOT DRIP.

8. SINCE 1990, THOUSANDS OF SATISFIED CUSTOMERS (NO COMPLAINTS, THAT I KNOW).

7. GREAT GIFT FOR 'HARD-TO-BUY-FOR' PEOPLE AND 'THE-MAN-WHO-HAS-EVERYTHING.'

6. QUICK, EASY RELOADING.

5. SEAM ALLOWS USER TO KNOW CAN SPOUT LOCATION FOR 'NO-LOOK CONSUMPTION.'

4. LIGHTWEIGHT AND THIN FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM.

3. MADE ENTIRELY OF RECYCLED MATERIALS.

2. WITH EACH PURCHASE, A PORTION OF THAT SALE GOES TO FURTHER RESEARCH.

1. BEERSKINS ARE RESEARCHED, TESTED, AND ENDORSED BY THE OURAY GERIATRIC SNOWBOARD TEAM.

WARNING: AN UNATTENDED BEERSKIN IS A LOST BEERSKIN!

We recommend buying at least a six pack's worth.